Incomprehension

Cats are huggable,
they are just so
very cute,
and adowable,
and fuzzy-wuzzy.

Sometimes they are jerks,
and are prideful,
arrogant,
and haughty,
but hey,
they're just so cute
and funny
that it doesn't matter.

But sometimes you
pick them up
and they bite you,
or turn into a tiny little
buzzsaw of fuzzy death.

Stupid cats.

The problem is,
cats are so different than men,
that we can't actually tell
which ones are going to
fillet us up like the fish
they catch while perched
atop a glass ocean,
and which cats will snuggle in
a bit closer;
seeking our warmth,
and our numerous
snuggle-wuggles.

-it's mine, and no, it's not about cats